Vorrei che mi stupissi, vita.

LAJKSDKIJHAOISDHJAOUKHSDKIUAHSDJKAHSDJKHAKJSHD WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE NEW AIRING OF EPISODES OF MY FAVOURITES TV SHOWS?!?!?

oh dexter I have missed you SO

81 Things You Didn’t Know About Me Until You Read This:

1. What Colour Is Your Toothbrush?
grey and green (it’s fugly)

2. Name One Person That Made You Smile Today?
Marcello

3. What Were You Doing At 8 Am This Morning?
Dreaming about Godric (true blood) being a sexy psych

4. What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago?
ironing the wrong clothes

5. What is your favourite candy?
chupa chups

6. Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club?
no, but i’d love to

7. What’s the last thing you said out loud?
“el cariño que te tengo no te lo puedo negar”

8. What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavour?
hazelnut, definitely

9. What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink?
water! quite surprisingly

10. What Is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sleeping?
probably 24 hours during a trip to vancouver

11. Have You Ever Made a Promise You’d Die to Keep
nope

13. The Last Sporting Event You Watched?
can’t remember, probably the European football championship last year…

14. What Is Your Favourite Flavour Of Popcorn
popcorn with honey *_*

15. Who Is The Last Person You Sent A Message On Facebook?
Paolo Sanna (still don’t know who he is)

16. Ever go camping?
Love to! I went a few times when I was a kid, in Sardinia, and several times with my friends on the mountains…

17. Do You Take Vitamins Daily?
nope

18. Do You Go To Church Every Sunday?
Never been

21. Do You Drink Your Soda With A Straw?
I don’t drink soda, but straw is mandatory with vodka, for example, or absinthe.

22. What Did Your Last Text Message say?
“stasera ci sbattiamo gli sguardi in piazza?”

24. Where Is Your Dad?
probably at work or driving around

25. Look To Your Left, What Do you see?
my purses, my library, my posters, my curtains

26. What Colour Is Your Watch?
haven’t got one since third grade

28. What did you do yesterday?
slept most of the day, read books with my sister, got out to eat a kebab with my mom, watched true blood

29. Do You Go In At A Fast Food Place Or Just Hit The Drive Thru?
I don’t fo to fast foods anymore.

30. What Is Your Favourite Number?
3 or 5

31. Who’s The Last Person You Talked To On The Phone?
I think my mum

32. Any Plans Today?
maybe go to the swimmingpool, maybe go to the film festival, maybe take a stroll with somebody

34. Biggest Annoyance In Your Life Right now?
not being able to partecipate at the film festival this year

35. Last Song Listened To?
Her Eyes Are Underneath The Ground – Antony and the Johnsons

36. Can You Say The Alphabet Backwards?
not really

37. How many songs are on your mp3 player right now?
not many (can’t count because the ipod’s screen is broken)

38. Favourite Pair Of Shoes You Wear All The Time?
black adidas

39. Are You Jealous Of Anyone?
a ton of people

40. Is Anyone Jealous Of You?
the same ton of people, probably

41. Do You Love Anyone?
peut-être

43. What Do You Usually Do During The Day?
sleep till 1 pm, go to work, work, return home at maybe 2 am, sleep.

40. Do You Hate Anyone That You Know Right Now?
i don’t usually hate, i’d rather be really upset at someone

45. Do You Use The Word ‘hello’ Daily?
not in English, no

46. Something you love to do, but don’t have time to?
so many things right now…. like go on holiday, go to concerts, go to milan to visit my friends, etc.

47. Do You Like Cats?
love ‘em!

48. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
nope

49. How Did You Get Your Worst Scar?
i had some glasses in one hand and a waiter came smashing into me – wound ensues

50. Last big talk?
with one of my collegues the other night

51. Last Cd Played?
it’s been a while since I played a real cd

52. Last Bubble Bath?
… october 2008?

54. Last Meal?
lunch 20 minutes ago

55. Have You Ever Dated Someone Twice?
nope

57. Have You Ever Fallen In Love?
I think so, twice

58. Have You Ever Lost Someone?
grandparents count?

59. Have You Ever Slept Until 1pm?
certainly! see # 43

60. Have You Met A Famous Person?
yes several times

61. List Five People You Can Tell Pretty Much Anything To?
Sheila, Crystal, Chantal, Gatto, Fiammetta

62. List Three Favourite Colours/shades:
red, blue, black

63. Laughed Until You Cried?
plenty of times

64. Went Behind Your Parents Back?
went where?

65. Who Posted This Before You?
Someone on FB

66. Opinion on Gay Marriage?
JUST DO IT GOD LOVES YOU

67. Lower the drinking age?
no, 18 is right i think

68. What’s your favourite flavour of doughnut?
doughnuts have flavours too? not much of a doughnut eater

69. Who Are The Best Huggers That You Know?
my Milan friends

70. Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?
not really

71. Is There Something You Want To Tell Someone?
many things to many people

73. Would You Kiss Someone On Your Top Friends?
who’s on my top friends? probably yes thou, I kiss a lot of people

74. How many kids do you want?
0, thank you very much

75. Do You Want To Change Your Name?
the three i have really kick ass

76. Last Time You Saw Your Father?
two or three weeks ago i guess

77. What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
9.30

78. How Old Are You?
21

79. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night?
sleeping! (that’s what I do in my free days)

80. What Is Your Favourite Thing In Your Room?
my klimt, my lord of the rings book, my camera

81. Where is your best friend(s)?
home, I think

82. Does it annoy you that words are Interchangeably Starting with capitals and Not in this meme?
LOL, no!

Qualcuno mi salvi.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the_press_office/Presidential-Proclamation-LGBT-Pride-Month/

Vorrei solo alzarmi in piedi e applaudire per 4 anni.

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure,
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever.
Can’t you just see it?

Si noterà che ho rivisto The Rocky Horror dopo un sacco di tempo…

Ho appena fatto una rampa di scale con queste scarpe

e non sono morta.

Mai lasciare una donna sola ed ubriaca ad aspettare prima di uscire per troppo a lungo….

c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:05):
cula
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:05):
WORLD
HOLD ONNNN
VANILLAAAAAAAA MAKE SOME NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOISEEEEE
dimmi deh
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:05):
quando vai?
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:06):
boh quando mi chiama angelo
ma ieri tornando in bus
che c’era uno che parlava usando come intercalare
ZIO
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:06):
no deh
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:06):
no ma zio cioè stasera sono uscito zio
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:06):
che annoying
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:06):
per andare fuori con gli amici zio che esco sempre con la tipa zio per una volta che non uscivo con lei zio
ci siamo troppo rotti il cazzo zio non c’era in giro nessuno zio
e io tipo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIAF
codio che mal di testa che ho
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:07):
ASD
BELLA LI
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:07):
è dalle cinque che bevo zia
cena con havana cola
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:07):
ASD
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:08):
ora delle quattro vorrò morire
capirai alcool gratis poi là

(…)

AUHAUHAUAHUAH CAZZO MI STROZZO CON LO SPATTOLIJNHO
bene
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:13):
ahuahuahuah
SPATTHOLINHO
IL NUOVO GIOCATORE DELL’INTER
ASD
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:14):
fresco fresco dal brasile
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:14):
AUHAuhauhauhUHAIUAHGSCLUZGSHACLJUHASKJC
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
auhauhauhUhuHUAHAUHUhuahuHUHhauhauhauhauhaAUHAUHAUAHA
CAZZO STO CAPLOCKE NON STA ATTENTO
ACCESO
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:14):
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTENTIIIIIIIIII
attento
eh no
proprio un bambino cattivo
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:14):
auhauhauha
AUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHAUH
SI APPLICHI UN PO’ DI PIÙ
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:15):
adesso salta fuori e ti dice “SCULACCIAMI MIA PADRONA”
ASD
OH MA
PENSA SE FOSSE VENUTO ANAS
cosa che ha già fatto, in parte
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:16):
AUHAUHAUHahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
ma
cosa volevo dire
ah
spero che ci sia davide al vanilla
così almeno mi trucca
che io diocano non ho neanche la matita
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:16):
al vanilla
e dov’è’
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:18):
dov’è chi
cosa
la ,matita?
davide?
dov’è il vanilla?
oh il concessionario che c’è vicino a casa mia
cioè
lootanto
lontano
è della bmw?
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:19):
quale?
quello giù?
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:19):
dopo la shell
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:19):
che cazzo ne so
boh
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:20):
garage rivapiana
cazzo non sai nente
I
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:20):
eh
SCUSA SE NN ABITO IN QUEL KAFF DI MINUSIO
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:20):
boh si potrebbe essere della bmw
cazzo ma sono chilometri da
qui
crollerò a metà astrada
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:21):
ASD
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:21):
cazzo ma non posso uzscire senz amatita
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:22):
ASD
SMETTILA
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:22):
iajscluhgsilucfHGjalksjcöilua(jkncs
bello lavorare domani
OH MA IL CUOCO NUOVO
CODIO CHE FIGO
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:23):
ASD ANAS
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:24):
ma
mm cosa volevo dire
AH
prima claudia mi ha insegnato un espressione in svizzerotedesco
che vuol dire tipo vaffanculo
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:25):
ASD DIMMI
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:25):
du kannst in meine schue qualcosa
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:25):
LAEK MER
blasen
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:25):
soffiare
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:25):
BLASEN
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:25):
si
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:25):
si
mia nonna è meno
fine
DU CHASCH MER I ARSCH BLASE
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:26):
AUHAHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAH
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:26):
nn so se farmi la pizza
o il risotto
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:27):
ma tipo se mangio ora sbocco
TI FACCIO UNO SQUILLO COL TELEFONO DI PIERO QUANDO PARTIAMO
ottima idea de
codio che freddo con sta camicia
coido che mal di testa
dici che havana cola + red bull +aspirina
stona?
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:28):
sec me arrivi li
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:28):
non va mene?
B
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:28):
e sbocchi addosso al buttafuori
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:28):
sbocco addosso a l’unico che mi posso fare ovvero angelo
SECVEN SBOCCO
la claudia prima
tu ha facebook
no
tu prende facebook
no non mi piace
tu prende facebook.
no ma non
TU PRENDE FACEBOOK PERCHÈ LUI HA COLLEZIONE PIÙ GRANDE DI FOTO SEVEN IN VANILLA
ok…
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:30):
poi tipoi un’ora per farle capire
che quando loro andavano in taxi
io lo prendevo con loro fino a casa
poimi facevo una doccia
e poi aspettavo angelo che mi passava a prendere
minchiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hai capito? chiaro?
no io capito niente
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:31):
mi sta venendo l’abbiocco
adesso vado a casa
cvioè
a dormire
AUHAUAHUAHUAH
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:31):
smettila
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:31):
VADO A CASA DEH
CIAO

(…)

Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:33):
basta
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:33):
LO SAPEVO
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:33):
ciao angelo
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:33):
ASD
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:33):
non vengo
come non vieni
eh
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:33):
CIOè
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:33):
non ho covgolia
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:33):
SE MMI FAI VENIRE VENGO
ASD
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:33):
più
cioè
se hai voglia
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:33):
ASDASDASD
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:33):
anzi no posso
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:33):
aiaiajiajiajiauahuahuah
CODIO SE NN CE LA FAI
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:33):
parliamone versop fine settimana prossima
kthnxnbai
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:33):
fov’è la nivea
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:34):
EH?
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:34):
non trovato la nivea
v
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:34):
auhauahuahauh
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:34):
NiVVVVVVea
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:35):
cazzo sono problemi seri
voglio farmi una canna
cosi sbocco davvero
abocco harcore
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:35):
SBOCCO HARDDDDDDCORE
[c=#FF0080]*Shei*_^Smeraldi e Cocaina^_[/c] scrive (01:35):
ABBOCCO
ASDASDASD
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:35):
AUHAUAHAHUAHAUH
ABBOCCO ARCORE
Gatta d’ambra scrive (01:36):
MA NON CE LA FACCIO
domani sul blog

“Ciao Alice”
“Ciao”
“Come va?”
“Mi annoio”
“……. Ti annoi. OK. Vuoi fare qualcosa di utile?….”
“… Sì, dai.”
“Conosci l’inglese?”
“Sì”
“Conosci la parola BLOWJOB?”

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